You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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