jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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