Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
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I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
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So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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