We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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