I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
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every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
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Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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