I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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