did you get engaged???
I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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