how can u be prego again
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
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I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
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As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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