can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
He better not be in your backpack
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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