So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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