he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
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I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
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Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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