Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Randomize
