we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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