We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
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I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
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That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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There are leaves in my underwear?
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