bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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