TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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