just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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