Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
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so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
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Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
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