2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
