She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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