So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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