she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
This can only be settled by a dance off.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
