she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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