You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize
