ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Randomize
