everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
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went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
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OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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