I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
You may now shotgun with the bride
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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