So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
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