can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
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Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
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Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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