He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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