i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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