yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
