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(443): View more from Maryland

he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber

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(360): View more from Washington

Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face

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(623): View more from Arizona

He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...

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(914): View more from New York

The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck

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(719): View more from Colorado

Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...

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