hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
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it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
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Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.