Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off