we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
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i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
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If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder