Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.