i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
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New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
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Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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