I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Randomize
