I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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