Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
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God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
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I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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