She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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