If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
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becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
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The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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