Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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