That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
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just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
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Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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