It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
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So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
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FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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