There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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