i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
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5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
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He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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