it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
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i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
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eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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