He is such a slut. More and more my type.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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