just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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