i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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