Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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