real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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