i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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