I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I skipped work to stalk him.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
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Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
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I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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