You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
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i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
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Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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