I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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