i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Let's get the cat blown out
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
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