OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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