p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
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If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
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the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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